#incorrect jercy quotes
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sodamnbored · 5 months ago
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Jason: Hey come on, you’re definitely gonna get into college, no doubt.
Percy, sighing: I hope so. It’s just…sometimes I just feel like the biggest fuck up in the world, you know?
Jason, hand on his shoulder comfortingly: If only you could see yourself through my eyes.
Percy: *looking at him expectantly*
Jason: You’d be amazed at how blurry you are.
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rayssion · 1 year ago
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Percy: would you take a bullet for me?
Jason: ....yes?
Nico: angrily bursts into the room with a nerf gun in his hand.
Percy, already running away: thanks!!
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Jason: it’s not gay if I wanna date Percy, but like as bros, right?
Frank: i’m not an expert, but that sounds kinda gay
Nico, eating McDonald’s in the background: i’m an expert. that’s gay.
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imaginejercy · 2 months ago
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Jason: Yes.. Percy Jackson's husband speaking... Yes... My wife is currently asleep on my lap and he doesn't want to be disturbed by any gods or quests so goodbye. *Ends call*
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Jason: Yes I was born with two hands, but do you really think I could hold it all together?
Percy: Wh-what happened?
Jason, on the verge of tears: I burned my mouth on a Hot Pocket
Percy, patting Jason's shoulder: Happens to only the bravest of us, buddy
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nofingjustaninchident · 6 months ago
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Leo: let’s play truth or dare
Percy: okay
Percy: truth
Leo: have you ever kissed Jason?
Percy: dare
Leo: kiss Jason
Percy: never have i ever
Leo: never have i ever kissed jason
Percy: I- I don’t wanna play anymore
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ssavinggrace · 1 year ago
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jason: hey percy, want to see me do an impression of my mom?
percy: sure!
jason: *dies*
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fayvpor · 9 months ago
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*while roleplaying avatar* jason: percy youve been the main character for your ENTIRE LIFE…now its my turn jason: I AM THE AVATAR jason: I HAVE IT ALL jason: HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH
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arwaisherenow · 2 years ago
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Happy Birthday Jason Grace ❤️
Jason and Perseus starting a new page of relationship after the sacrifice of their little friend to defeat Mother Earth, Gaea. This drawing is inspired from @velinxi PJO Young Gods AU
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poppitron360 · 7 months ago
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More PJO as B99 because reasons:
Annabeth:
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Frank in the Stables Scene trying not to freak out:
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Percy being perfect Percy:
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Percy: “On the bright side, both Jason and I outrank you, Octavian. So we can both tell you to shut up.”
Jason:
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🎵Oh golly, the road’s gettin’ bumpy ‘cuz I got me some friends who just can’t get along… 🎵
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Clarisse:
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*Solangelo is canon*
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*Caleo is canon*
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How Apollo “defeats” monsters
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Pt.1
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the-great-knight-gay · 1 year ago
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How I would imagine a Jercy kiss would be
Jason: Bro- Percy: No, no, hold up, rewind. Percy: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
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sodamnbored · 1 month ago
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Percy: *bringing Estelle to New Rome for a visit*
Reyna, smiling: Aw, she’s adorable.
Percy, proudly: Yeah, she is.
Jason coming over cheerfully: And who’s this little cutie pie?
Percy, snorting bashfully: I’m Percy.
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rayssion · 1 year ago
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Jason, on the phone with Percy: keep your eye on Nico, he has a tendency to wander off.
Percy: Jason, wh-what (looks around and notices that Nico is gone) I'm totally capable of that...
Jason: you lost him, didn't you?
Percy, running around the grocery store frantically: no no no, he's right next to me.
Jason: I can hear it in your voice. Look in the dairy case.
Percy: do you honestly think he'd fit–
Percy: sees Nico standing in the dairy case and trying to pull it open.
Jason: the doors don't pull, they slide.
Percy: slowly slides the doors open.
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ambriel-angstwitch · 1 year ago
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Percy: It’s times like this I wish I listened to what Chiron told me
Jason: Why what did he tell you
Percy: I don’t know I didn’t listen
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imaginejercy · 7 months ago
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A recently married Percy about Jason and his glasses: Wedding vows should be updated to include, "Do you promise to love & cherish him even when he swears he can’t find something & it’s right in front of his face?"
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Jason: What's up, my dudes?
Percy *chokes on his blue milk*: What are you doing here?! You're dead! We know you're dead
Jason:
Jason: Death is a social construct, babe
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